Clearly, PETA is getting desperate and porn has just gone way the hell mainstream while none of us were paying attention.
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is a worthwhile organization. After all, someone out there has to make sure that our meat is cared for in a safe and sanitary way. If you’ve ever gone to their ‘Meet Your Meat’ website, I promise you it will change what you have for lunch.
At the same time, I think they’ve gotten a little ridiculous lately with their anti-Super Mario fur campaign. And the organization seems to be grasping at straws to make their point yet again.
Now, PETA will be launching its own porn site PETA.xxx sometime in December to further their agenda that meat is murder. According to PETA spokesperson the site will lure in unsuspecting porn lurkers with salacious pictures and then shock them out of their lust with pictures of animal cruelty and messages about the meat industry.
Talk about a painful bait and switch. Men all across the country are going to be pretty pissed when they’re searching for College Hippie Girls Gone Wild and get directed to some PETA volunteers lounging nude next to a hanging pig carcus. Then again, given some of the porn out there this site might actually turn some make the freaks come out at night.
The site is supposed to launch soon so we’ll keep you posted as to when it actually goes live. In the meantime, I strongly advise PETA to get in touch with Dirty Boy Video or Pink Visual. If PETA is trying to get into the political porn business you can’t get better advice than from the folks who brought us such cinematic classics as “Occupy my Throat” and “TARP That A**”.
This article originally appeared online at Politic365.com.