I would never play poker against Mitt Romney (and I’m not sure he plays since he’s a Mormon and all). This guy is just too damn lucky!
At every turn, somehow, he still ends up staying a front runner regardless of how much of a lackluster campaign he runs. Rick Perry, who was tailor made to win this job, completely implodes; Herman “The Producer” Cain is realizing just how nasty the GOP can be with this new fake “scandal” of sexual harassment. And all along Mitt Romney just keeps on running. He will still win this nomination despite bland debate performances and a series of flip-flops on Iraq and Ohio Issue 2 that would make John Kerry give him side eye. John Stewart breaks it down beautifully on last night’s Daily Show.
This article originally appeared at Politic365.com.