Not saying that I am intimately familiar with such films, but a pretty common set up for bad porn is the following:
1) Half naked woman calls for pizza.
2.) Young guy who would never get a woman this attractive shows up to house with Pizza in hand.
3.) They have sex with or without ever opening the pizza box or checking if the order was correct.
Now, when I hear of a scandal with a pizza guy that’s the kind of story I would expect, you know, some actual SEX, or some clear sexual harassment. However, with a whole 24 hours of coverage of Herman Cain it still isn’t clear – exactly – what he did wrong.
Even as some details begin to leak out it’s not clear that he pulled a Bill Clinton, touched anyone, threatened anyone’s job or chased anyone down a hallway. The most scandalous thing that has come out is that he invited a woman up to his room at a conference. The supposed payout to a female employee? That’s been muddled so much that it’s not clear if she was given a settlement or it was just a common severance package.
I’m pretty sure SOMETHING went on, but this is smelling more and more like a hit job to me until someone can actually provide a clear story of what made these women leave and how he was connected. Wake me up when we have testimony that Herman Cain showed up at a female colleague’s door in a Godfather outfit, a few slices of pepperoni and gave her an offer “… she couldn’t refuse”.
This article originally appeared at Politic365.com.