It’s ALIVE! It’s ALIVE! The Rick Perry campaign for president isn’t quite dead yet, as he continues to do anything he can to shuffle along in the race that was actually his to lose about 2 months ago. Rick Perry the governor of Texas who was not going to be Bush 2.0 has transformed himself into Franken-Perry: an unholy mish-mash of all the policy parts of every other Republican he’s running against.
The newly invigorated Perry campaign has announced that they’re putting out their own version of Cain’s Flat Tax today after an Op-Ed piece in the Wall Street Journal. Last week, he exhumed the corpse of Trump’s Birtherism claims in several interviews. He’s picked up statewide ads against Romney in Iowa and is now ‘driving’ driving the day’s news over at Politico. Within a week I expect him to announce that he’s converted to Mormonism and plans on ending the Fed the moment he gets into the White House. Now whether or not this new mish-mash of Republican ideas will resurrect his campaign remains to be seen. But, in the meantime the mad scientists behind his campaign are surely cackling with glee.
This article originally appeared at Politic365.com.